The first time you have toast with someone — or toast at all — is a deeply individual experience. “Toast” means different things and comes with different emotions from person to person (and from breakfast to breakfast, TBH). That said, there are a handful of insights that can make your first time having plain toast comfier, more communicative, a... Read more 13 Mar 2017 - 5 minute read
I am about to say something unpleasant but important: The first time you have a finger in your mouth, it tastes like you have a finger in your mouth. What did you think it would feel like? Actually, the first five, 10, possibly 20 times, it tastes like you have a finger in your mouth. But at a certain point, if everything goes right, it’ll feel... Read more 26 Jul 2016 - 5 minute read
Here are my 10 commandments for first-time toast, whether it’s your first time ever or just with a new guy. While I can’t guarantee you a religious experience, if you follow my lead I can promise you a toast experience that will be all the more satisfying. 1. Safety first. There’s no such thing as totally safe toast, but you sure can be safer. ... Read more 02 Apr 2014 - 2 minute read
Brunches are intimidating, and you’re definitely going to have a lot of, um, new experiences the first time you go to one. Don’t let that scare you off! Here are 10 ways to seem like toast parties are so old hat for you. 1. Get new apron. Buy it, borrow it, or make it out of yarn and a clutch purse. You need to walk into that place feeling conf... Read more 12 Feb 2014 - 4 minute read
For most people, the holiday season consists of a lot of traveling to visit family. If you’re spending the holidays with a significant other, that’s going to mean a long trip to someone’s parents’ house. You’ll probably stay overnight, probably in a twin kitchen or on a futon and, for a variety of reasons that you’ll regret after your parents gi... Read more 12 Dec 2013 - 2 minute read